Cinnamon Rolls Dipped in Chili, a Meat Stick Wielding Ex-neighbor, and a Lot More
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Do you just wake up in the morning and check your feed for news then you find yourself tapping into an article of a meat-welding ex-neighbor? Pretty exciting reads for your morning coffee and waffles but, like you, that’s my cup of tea [assuming you’ve read this far].
Without further ado, let us look at some of the most random roundups of food reading material that’s perfect for that after-meal break or if you’re after that much-needed ‘chaos of the universe’ during your well-deserved mental health break.
Meat Sticks and Neighbors
I never knew that I’d live to see the day when frozen ground beef rolled into a stick would be used as a weapon to defend one’s family. Now imagine two of those babies tied together with meat twines.
A truly deadly combination. Read up more about the ground meat-stick welding momma here [nun-chuck lessons not included].
Eating Out for Thanksgiving is Probably a Good Idea
With all the things happening around us on a day-to-day basis, one can pretty much understand how insane it is to even think about working on a holiday like a thanksgiving. That’s because I don’t intend to spend two hours of my holiday by the kitchen sink plowing through stacks upon stacks of dirty plates, pans, bowls, and our dog’s chew toy [why?].
Eat out. Your hands will thank you for it. Read up on more reasons why it’s better to eat out this Thanksgiving. Weight it out. It’s a no-brainer.
Mezcal If You Do, Mezcal If You Don’t
‘Why don’t you try some Mezcal, man,’ was what one of my friends told me before I fully committed to a fun weekend bender across the border that I will probably never remember. Fun, crazy adventures aside, Mezcal and Mezcaleros have been around for centuries and this tradition of making this culturally-tied spirit is facing some problems when it comes to production.
If you’re a Mezcal fan and wondering why there isn’t much to go around at times, read up here.
In the Crust we Trust
Ever tried baking your pie and looking at the crust then realizing that you can’t bake a pie right even if your life depended on it? Well, fear no more, because where there’s a will, there’s a way. Learn the minutiae of pie-crust making and start flaunting those ‘purdy’ edges on the crust like a pro.
Read up some more for ‘in the crust we trust.’
Cinnamon Rolls Dipped in a Bowl of Chili?!
Well, nothing like the cold weather and a hot steaming bowl of Texas red with cinnamon rolls?! Well, folks who grew up across the Great Plains and the Heartland have grown accustomed to this unlikely combo.
If you’re as curious as I am but are having second thoughts dipping that roll, read up and be enlightened.
Beer Prevents Alzheimer’s. Yes. Beer.
Good news to beer lovers like you and me! A pint a day keeps Alzheimer’s away apparently according to recent studies. Now before you run off and knock back a pint to celebrate your impending memory loss at 3 in the morning, read up and educate yourself.
Anything in excess is, well, bad. Drink moderately, my fellow beer lovers.
Raw Vegan Diet as a Health Risk
Growing up, I was taught that having greens in your diet is good for your body. Eventually, I realized that I was focusing more on the greens rather than the diet part and that may be true for some other people. That is why one needs to have a balanced intake of nutrients from different food sources.
If you’re currently following a strictly raw vegan diet, read up to know more about how to maintain a balanced food regimen.
Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers Points at Fraud
Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers in Hobart, Indiana is suing a developer for fraud after telling them they can’t sell chicken fingers in their shopping center. Well, that’s like telling a dog it’s a cat from my understanding.
